Saturday, November 26, 2011

I've had trouble finding the right blanket for my unique physique, so I've prepared a little slideshow to help you understand the various ways in which my wardrobe is unflattering. I've used human models, the better for to relate to you, my beloved bipedal readers. 

The way I look in my too-dangly plaid blanket. 
The way I look in my too-short high-neck blanket.

The way I look in my too-tight blue blanket. 

Tomorrow, I'll try to find you some pictures of what I'd rather look like. I just have to negotiate with FarmWife about which human man is cute enough to stand in as me, Fenway Bartholomule. 

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