Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Breaking news: the world's best snack

I, Fenway Bartholomule, have singlehandedly discovered the world's most delicious snack. Having no hands of my own, I used one of FarmWife's.

She held out the snack, I took it up with my velvety and pliable lips, and I experienced a taste sensation to rival anything Nabisco or Frito-Lay could dream up. The icing on the proverbial cake? My snacks are organic, locally grown, and packed with vitamin C.

The world's most delicious snack is . . . . drumroll please . . . . the ROSE HIP!

I'm not kidding.

Pick up your jaw.


FarmWife says "wahoo!"  She's always looking for low-cal snacks for her plumpest beloved, and Wickersham is full of these tasty little tidbits. In typical Fenway Bartholomule fashion, I have thrilled her. I have delighted her. I have filled her heart with joy.

Try a rose hip, my friend. May you, too, find it delicious.


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