Here is darling Briony in her neon camouflage splints, enjoying a frolicsome romp
around the verdant meadows of . . . WAIT A MINUTE! Back the truck up!
(beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . .)*
Neon camo? NEON CAMO? Let's break this down.
Neon:
Camouflage:
I hate to call names, Mr. Vetwrap, but you, sir, are an oxymoron.
Yours in respectful disapproval,
Fenway Bartholomule
*This, for the confused among you, is the sound of a big rig in reverse.
It all depends on where you're trying to hide (camouflage) yourself... I admit I am hard pressed to think of a place where neon orange is the color that will get that done.
ReplyDeleteMaybe in a toy store? Or roadside construction?...
Hot pink camo is kinda the same.
that little goat-ling has got to be the cutest thing EVER.
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