Wednesday, June 29, 2011

I can help you with that

Dear Whatcom County roadway maintenance department:

I couldn't help but notice the abundant foliage on the grassy shoulders of your scenic byroads. I can help you with that!

I'm Fenway Bartholomule—trail mule, celebrity blogger, and vegetation control expert.

All I ask is this: you get rid of the cars. I'll take care of the rest.

You can mail my paychecks to Bent Barrow Farm.

Ears to you,

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