You may have a personality disorder if . . .

Humans: you may have a personality disorder if . . .

you can pass a puppy in the street without wanting to stop and pet him.

you hate the sound of red-winged blackbirds.

you think mule breath stinks.

you don't like the smell of fresh alfalfa.

you'd rather ride in a limo than a carriage.

If any of the above apply, get thee to a shrink* immediately!

*and remember, the best therapists have four hooves and a tail.