Yo ho ho and a bothered bun

B, the minimule, regrets to inform the public that she is the humiliated heir to a "too small for the chihuahua" pirate sweater. She rocks the Jolly Rodger with disgruntled resignation. The fit is perfect, the style sassy, and the cut flattering. The overall effect is humorous, the colors dashing, and the yarn luxurious. The bun, however, is pissed.

'sok. She can take it off until the next photo shoot.

Ears,

Fenway