So, first question: Would you plaster my personage upon your wall for 12 months straight?
Second question: Which muleisms do you like the best? I never miss a chance to spew quotable quotes, and have already selected a few of my own favorites to include. Have there been words of wisdom, humor, and Muleness by which you have been particularly touched?
Third question: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
(Actually, I don't really need an answer to that third question. I just threw it in there because the other two questions looked lonely, but I know and you know that a woodchuck could chuck any wood he would chuck.)
Thanks, guys, and ears to you!
FenBar
Fenway, I love that picture. I would be in for a calender.
ReplyDeleteHow much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
ReplyDeleteA wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could if a wood chuck could, but a wood chuck can't so a wood chuck shan't.
Hello, Fenway!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Muleisms-that-may-not-be (of the behavioral sort), My grandmother has a donkey named Cocoa and if he feels comfortable around you, he'll lean on you a bit and offer you a hoof to shake. I've been unable to find anything on this behavior and was wondering if your mulish wisdom could enlighten me on this behavior.
Thank you!
Becca
I like the list of rules that ends with "Shine".
ReplyDeletePerhaps some of your songs (I can't hear "Bohemian Rhapsody" with belting out, "Jasper Jules! Jasper Jules!")
Put us down for a calendar - if mom doesn't hang it in the house I'll make her hang it outside for me!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite muleism is the one above by your new photo - May your trails be smooth.......
Your fren,