Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Fenway Bartholomule's Bray—English phrase dictionary


HHooooSSSSSEEEEEeHHAAHhhooooSSSSEEEEeaaahhahhhEEEEKEEEKEEKKEEEKHuhhuhSSSSAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I'm hungry.


WhuuhWhuuhWhuuhWhuuh
I love you.

QueEEEEEeggggrrrr
Out, damned chicken!

WwheeheheeehHAAHHsssssEEE!
I see you, other Equine! Do you see me?

Ppppppppphhhhthtttthhh
I can't believe you just offered me jelly beans. Really, what WERE you thinking?
-or-
DAMN, that's a dusty dandy brush!
(depending on context)



HHooooSSSSSEEEEEeHHAAHhhooooSSSSEEEEeaaahhahhhEEEEKEEEKEEKKEEEKHuhhuhSSSSAAAAAAHHHSSSHhhoooEEEE
HHooooSSSSSEEEEEeHHAhhooooSSSSEEEEeaaahhahhhEEEEKEEEKEEKKEEEKHuhhuhSSSSAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I'm still hungry.


4 comments:

  1. Is there by chance a recording of Your lovely voice Fenway Bartholomule?

    Jessica Strader

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  2. Indeed there is, Jessica!

    http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1300298101715

    Please forgive the manure in this video . . . FarmWife occasionally skips a day or two of mucking out, but because I am so very careful with my compost heap it does not impinge upon my health and sanitation.

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  3. Fenway, I must tell you that I check your site a few times a day, because hearing from you makes me smile. Something I desperately need to do more of. Thank you so much, and I love your bling.

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  4. Dearest Jenn, your smile is the only reward I need, but your compliments about my bling are very welcome too!

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Thanks in Advance for Your Mulish Opinion!